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Thu, 16 May 2013 15:22:14 -0400

alltimeboners: things that are enjoyable: showers things that are not enjoyable: getting in the...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:18:24 -0400

alltimeboners:

things that are enjoyable:

showers

things that are not enjoyable:

getting in the shower

getting out of the shower

prouded: Have you ever been so sad that you can’t even cry you just sit there and think about how...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:17:24 -0400

prouded:

Have you ever been so sad that you can’t even cry you just sit there and think about how sad you are

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Thu, 16 May 2013 09:16:17 -0400

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Thu, 16 May 2013 09:14:03 -0400

do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:00:47 -0400

do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about

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Thu, 16 May 2013 08:56:18 -0400

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Thu, 16 May 2013 01:33:30 -0400

We all have that friend who we can't be serious with

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:09:02 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

paisleykid: aeromatic: Hahaha i go through this like 50 times...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:06:52 -0400

paisleykid:

aeromatic:

Hahaha i go through this like 50 times a day oops

This is so perfect

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Wed, 15 May 2013 14:11:21 -0400

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Wed, 15 May 2013 13:17:29 -0400

-keepsmiling: One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:06:59 -0400

-keepsmiling:

One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 13:05:54 -0400

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Wed, 15 May 2013 12:58:22 -0400

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Wed, 15 May 2013 12:52:59 -0400

noseasboba: I never get tired of this photo. Ella Fitzgerald...

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:18:17 -0400

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

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Wed, 15 May 2013 05:23:53 -0400

loki-cat: IM LAUGHING SO FUCKIGN HARD JESUS

Wed, 15 May 2013 04:59:38 -0400

loki-cat:

IM LAUGHING SO FUCKIGN HARD JESUS